Tranquility House Rules: A Code of Behavior
by The Big Kahuna
Here are some guidelines for appropriate behaviors. Strcit adherence to these guidelines
will be monitored by the Big Kahuna himself.1] It WILL be quiet and peaceful at all times in the TRANQUILITY house.
2] This time will be set aside as your time to evaluate your life and
why you left your job, family and friends to hang out with a bunch of
internet "surfers".3] Mornings will be a particular time for peace and tranquility at the
TRANQUILITY house. The Big Kahuna needs sleep as much as he needs surf
and food. So, I recomend that unless you have significant martial arts
training, you comply with this particular guideline.4] Meals will be prepared according to the Big Kahunas specifically
prepared food plan. Mostly meat and potatoes. The Big Kahuna is willing
to eat some fish, but only the kind that is dipped in butter:-)5] The Big Kahuna now realizes he has waaaaaaaaaaay to much time on his
hands this morning and is excited to really be going to this shindig.
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Date: 3 Sep 2001 09:19:31 -0400 (EDT)
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