The Keener Konspiracy - America on Alert
by Foontonio
Living in Washington (DC) we are used to wild and unsubstantiated
conspiracy theories (fluoridated water, peace with honor, who let the dogs out?)
But this Keener virus thing seems to have some legs to it. It's been
documented in this group that the mere presence of the silver surfer
has a distinct flattening factor to the waves. So much so that there
are residual effects long after he is gone, like Ebola.Though I did not have any physical contact with him, many on the East
Coast did. The result -Some significant flatness. Several of the
infected are due to arrive on the Outer Banks this weekend for the GP2K1. What
will happen? Only time will tell. We are counting on our secret weapon
Dee Dee, to counter the virus' effect. What remains to be seen is
if her eternal stoke can offset the wicked virus.Side Note: I did not meet TK on his pass through the MidAtlantic,
though I did receive two phone messages from him. Ever since, the
water pressure in my shower has been very weak. hmmmmmmmm....Don't you find it suspicious that when he returned from his arduous
journey of infecting the East Coast that he was greeted with both
good waves and weather? I do.-Foon
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From: Foon (foon@newsguy.com)
Subject: The Keener Konspiracy - America on Alert
Newsgroups: alt.surfing
Date: 2001-10-05 07:51:02 PSTSearch the thread at here.