House Rules for a NorCalPalooza [if there ever were such a thing]
by Driftwood {the invisible ASer}
Here would be some rules for a NorCal shindig. First and foremost, there would be no rules... but if
there were, it'd go something like this:1.) Respect others, but there is no shame in getting a rise out of
somebody for fun. YOU MAY NOT BE THE MOST IMPORTANT
PERSON HERE. In fact, you're pond scum... deal with it.2.) Everything in the house that you bring is considered community
property (girlfriends excluded... well, depending on if they like it
kinky).3.) Sleep? If you must have sleep, then crash in one of the bedrooms.
Bring ear plugs if you're a light sleeper. Learn the phrase "partying
like a rock star."4.) Showers: You know where the ocean is. If you're in the "must be
clean" category, then you obviously don't surf much.5.) Free range. If you want to go off and do your own thing, there's
nothing stopping you. Party starts after dark if you want to be social.6.) Everyone is here to have a good time. We have pin the tail on the
superfly if you're bored, or a special room to discuss the "downfall of
alt.surfing."7.) Farting. It's a fact of life. If you let a serious one rip, claim
it!8.) Garbage. No matter how drunk you are, remember to recycle!
9.) Morning. Depending on the surf and the amount of partying, morning
can be considered the down time.10.) Dawn patrol: Any surfer worth their salt should be up for dawn
patrols, no matter how little sleep they have had. If you don't want to
go, so be it. Prepare to be bagged on later. (see Blake's reasoning as
well)11.) Drugs: No heroin or crack. Giant bong will be in the alt.surfing
discussion room. Use common sense - this is the emerald triangle.12.) Snaking: Stuffing is part of the fun. Party waves are acceptable.
No whiners!13.) Drinking: Only one rule, be cautious if you must vomit. That's all
I ask. Toilets are meant to be hugged.14.) Cars: Honestly, who would want to just get in someone else's car
and drive away?15.) Bathrooms: Newspapers and surf mags have a special rack by the
toilet. If you have to piss, there is always the bushes outside.16.) Food: If you're stingy, don't come.
17.) Ladies: No special treatment. You're part of the crew. If you get
offended easily, you may not want to come party.18.) Wet stuff: This is a surf residence. Deck rails are fair game for
the drying of wetsuits.19.) Smoking: If there's alcohol, cigarettes and cigars are okay
indoors. That's why God invented these perfume smelling sprays.20.) Bring the pooches, ol' ladies okay too.
21.) Beware of photographers. If you don't want all of A.S. to know of
your most embarrassing moments, might not want to come.22.) HAVE A GOOD TIME, You're on vacation with friends!! PARTY like it's
1999 all over again.
Posted to alt.surfing Date: Wed, 24 Jul 2002 22:26:19 -0700 From: driftwood® <driftcoast@hot-curl-mail.com> Subject: Re: GP House Rules
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