House Rules for a 'FriscoPalooza
by Dave Blake {begin:}
Yeah - they [the GPers] really have no idea about it. Here are some suggestions:1) Ditch the dawn patrol crap. Instead, use this rule. Failure to alert fellow
surfers as early as possible if surf is going off shall result in the person
making dinner for everyone.2) Ditch the no farting rule. m@rk can't help it.
3) Smoking: piss off. Smoke outside, as much as you like. However,
if you fail to share the wealth, you are kicked out. Same for drugs.4) Pets. All surfers appreciate a good surf dog.
5) NG gripes. Foon can't stop talking about the Sandman - don't worry
about it - that is his problem. I assure you the Sandman doesn't mention Foon.6) Showers. No showers. If you need to get unsalty, fill up a container
with water and dump it over your head.7) Snaking. All stand-up riders shall be encouraged to snake all prone
wave riders, especially Rod.8) Food. If it is not locked down, it is fair game.
9) Wet stuff. Try to dry it.
10) Surf is priority number one.
Dave Blake
Posted to alt.surfing
Date: 24 Jul 2002 19:04:18 GMT
From: Dave Blake <dblake@popper.ucsf.edu>
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